False Spring 1 [status, rowing]
Feb. 28th, 2026 05:00 pmThe current forecast is for a Sunday overnight temperature of 6°F, however, so it isn't suddenly spring.
This winter I have been noticing that my cuticles are in rough shape. Almost on cue, NPR wrote a story about nail health, with tips for improvement, including information about cuticle management. I don't know about you, but I hadn't realized that fingernails are more water-permeable than skin! The article helped me to appreciate that I probably need to do even more to keep my nails and cuticles moisturized as compared to what I've been doing to keep my hands moisturized in general. So far the general skin on my hands has been in better shape this winter compared to previous winters because I've been more consistent about applying lotion, but as I noted, that hasn't seemed to help my cuticles.
So I found a recipe for homemade cuticle oil this week and mixed up a batch this afternoon, and now hopefully that will help. My DIY blend includes sweet almond oil, jojoba oil, sunflower oil, some Vitamin E, and a small bit of lemon verbena for scent. Most of the ingredients I already had lying around from the days when I used to make my own lotion; I gave up on that lotion-making a year or two ago after finally finding premade lotions I actually like.
Meanwhile, Saturday morning was devoted to rowing. We had a pretty intense workout that involved crab walks and squats and pushups and other things, done with a teammate in a relay that included a series of 6-7 500m pieces. After the rowing, I went over to the boathouse to work on the latest of the neverending boathouse projects.
First, satisfyingly, the plaques that I glued magnets onto stuck to the boat shed's support beams successfully:

This is really good because it means I can now figure out how many more rare earth magnets I'm going to need, and finish that darn project for once and for all! I had tried testing the strength of the magnets by putting the plaques onto my refrigerator, but they didn't stick to the fridge very well even after I added on a ton of magnets. So it was good to learn that it takes fewer magnets to get the plaques to stay attached to the thicker steel of the boathouse beams.
It's also time to start reassembling what we call the "bubble dock." We took it completely apart last fall so as to be able to reassemble it to spell something out, instead of having it consist of a random mosaic of black and gray pieces. Let's see if you can figure out what it now spells:



We use this as something of an auxiliary dock to our main dock, but it takes on a particularly important role in the early spring before we get our main dock put out. This is really just the first part of reassembling it, but it's an important part because each piece is supposed to line up with its neighbors in a specific order for everything to go together correctly. Next, we'll put in the connecting pins to lock the pieces together. But it's probably best to wait until the snow under the pieces finishes melting before we try that step.
And it's going to be a couple more weeks before we actually put it out on the river.


This has been a long winter, and it definitely isn't over yet.
1SE for February 2026
Feb. 28th, 2026 09:54 pmI spent a lot of the first half of the month travelling, and the second half of the month recovering from the travelling while also working. I feel this video reflects those two halves pretty accurately.
Learning to live with generative AI
Feb. 28th, 2026 09:52 pmI have probably mentioned that I like the description of computer programming as
mathematical engineering, it captures what I enjoy most about it. It's rewarding to devise and express good solutions. I love to create systems that do well at behaving in desired ways.
So, sometimes, for those parts of my work tasks to which I was looking forward, I've typically been working with the AI enough that it has the context to say,
hey, you still have this bit unfinished, shall I do it?and I'm like,
no, let me!
For the moment, I can still capture some crumbs of what I love to do. However, I wonder how obsolete that's becoming, the future's arriving faster than I expected. You could drop me back into the 1980's and I could be very happy writing software but these days nobody wants programmers who could hit the ground running in that kind of environment. Given the speed at which coding assistance has become rather good, I can't help but wonder if the 2030's will largely have only jobs for people who can direct the constellation of artificial agents well. That's a thing I'm sure I can do competently to support my family but … how much do I want to?
I love to learn about what clients actually need, figure out how I can meet those needs by creating software, then to deliver something valuable to them. But what I love most is the part of the process that machines may soon do maybe not quite as well but far cheaper than I.
I find myself looking back to things I once did and appreciating that at least I had the chance. I have loved doing simple things like feeling the hot, dry breeze in Death Valley, driving a rusty pickup truck through the Ohio countryside in the sunshine, walking along the beach in Aberdeen, and frequenting the AANI weekend market in Taguig. Or, in this case, the chance, repeatedly, to be paid to solve interesting problems by creating software by my own brain and hand. Of course, I can still do what I like as a hobby though it feels emptier if it just means that I am doing something the hard way. I also wonder how healthy it is for one's likes to be overly nostalgic. I have an elderly relative who probably feels as if the world has gone downhill since the 1950's. I don't want that to be me someday, I should find more ways to embrace the future.
February LOVE-fest: The end
Feb. 28th, 2026 04:44 pm1. first love
2. friendship
3. love of nature
4. passion
5. soulmates
6. unrequited love
7. lust
8. love of the game
9. devotion
10. love of food
11. polyamory
12. long distance love
13. lovesickness
14. romantic love
15. love of place
16. marriage
17. love of order and method
18. divine love
19. platonic love
20. infatuation
21. maternal love
22. obsession
23. agape
24. love of animals
25. unconditional love
26. forbidden love
27. ecstasy
28. the beloved
News from the Middle East
Feb. 28th, 2026 09:24 pmIncidentally, it occurs to me that if
Orientalis a rather Western-centric term for a region then
Middle Eastis no less so.
not stitching
Feb. 28th, 2026 12:53 pmUnifying Arabic topolects through AI
Feb. 28th, 2026 08:29 pmMeet Habibi – the Chinese AI uniting 20 Arabic dialects in a Middle East first
Lead author says there are many differences between Arabic dialects and Modern Standard Arabic, which is used in official circumstances
Zhao Ziwen, SCMP, 28 Feb 2026
The paper that presents this new model is called “Habibi: Laying the Open-Source Foundation of Unified-Dialectal Arabic Speech Synthesis”. It was published last month on arXiv, an open-access repository that is not peer-reviewed. I will be interested to hear what Language Log readers think of its prospects.
Led by Shanghai Jiao Tong University’s X-LANCE Lab – one of China’s top audiovisual and language processing research entities – the model is named Habibi, meaning “my dear” in Arabic.
In presenting their findings, the research team spearheaded by Chen Yushen described the project in a paper as “the first open-source framework for unified-dialectal Arabic speech synthesis”.
They introduce a concept that is new to me: "zero-shot".
Habibi has the “zero-shot” ability, meaning the model can easily clone a voice by using just a short reference audio clip, without prior explicit or extensive training. This allows applications in highly efficient and on-the-fly scenarios.
According to Wikipedia,
Zero-shot learning (ZSL) is a problem setup in deep learning where, at test time, a learner observes samples from classes which were not observed during training, and needs to predict the class that they belong to. The name is a play on words based on the earlier concept of one-shot learning, in which classification can be learned from only one, or a few, examples.
Zero-shot methods generally work by associating observed and non-observed classes through some form of auxiliary information, which encodes observable distinguishing properties of objects. For example, given a set of images of animals to be classified, along with auxiliary textual descriptions of what animals look like, an artificial intelligence model which has been trained to recognize horses, but has never been given a zebra, can still recognize a zebra when it also knows that zebras look like striped horses. This problem is widely studied in computer vision, natural language processing, and machine perception.
Selected readings
- "LLMs and tree-structuring" (9/18/25)
- "Radial dendrograms (7/26/23)
- "Language trees and script trees" (12/27/21)
- "AMI not AGI?" (8/2/25)
Addendum
In case you're interested, "Habibi" itself is an Arabic word worth learning in one of its 20 plus topolects: Syrian, Egyptian, Jordanian, Levantine…. Because of its wide range of meanings, nuances, and usages, be careful of how, when, and to whom you use it.
Listen here.
[Thanks to Mark Metcalf]
What's (still) wrong with AI text-to-speech?
Feb. 28th, 2026 08:13 pmText-To-Speech technology has improved enormously over the decades — but there's still some headroom, as Lane Greene has recently underlined for me, expressing dissatisfaction with the AI-read versions of digital articles at The Economist magazine:
I downloaded a handful of "AI Narrated" stories (as the Economist calls then), and then the human-read versions for the ones that made it into print. Before getting to Lane's complaint about repetitive prosody, I noticed a few (minor) old-fashioned errors, such as this parsing (or interpretation?) problem that makes it sound like a Supreme Court tariff is ruling rains (?) inside of Donald Trump:
Or this focus problem, where the human reader helpfully contrasts dollars with euros,
…which the AI narrative failed to do:
As for the stereotyped pitch accents that Lane complained about, here's one of the first sentences in the AI version of the example story that Lane sent me (that link will send you to the slightly-revised print version):
As he observed, it sounds fine. The print version has modified the text somewhat, but you should be able to hear that the corresponding phrase deploys a more varied set of pitch accents:
We can zero in on the subject noun phrase to see as well as hear the difference, first in the AI version:
And now the human version:
You can listen to as much as you like of the two versions, and see whether you agree with Lane that "this high-then-falling curve that is fine in one sentence, but repeated 50 times in a row is awful":
| AI Reader | Human Reader |
It's easy to quantify Lane's falling-falling-falling perception by looking at syllable-scale dipole statistics, showing a two-dimensional density plot comparing time differences against pitch differences:
| AI Reader | Human Reader |
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There's a lot more to say, and many more articles to look at, but that's enough for today.
The Morning After: Viola come il mare: Fanfic: Lazy Morning
Feb. 28th, 2026 09:21 pmFandom: Viola come il mare (category: tv)**
Author:
Pairing: Viola Vitale/Francesco Demir
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: implied sexual situations
Word count: 450 / 460 (Ellipsus)
Spoilers/Setting: Set post S2.
Summary: Viola and Francesco wake up tangled together, torn between work and the temptation of staying exactly where they are.
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction created for fun and no profit has been made. All rights belong to the respective owners.
Challenge: #507 [Amnesty 84] + #341 - The Morning After
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( READ: Lazy Morning/Ficlet )
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( ITALIAN VERSION: Dolce Risveglio/Ficlet )
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Charity Auction!
Feb. 28th, 2026 12:09 pmI'm offering fic! In three fandoms:
- D.K. Broster novels (Jacobite Trilogy, Wounded Name, "Mr. Rowl", or a novel of your choice)
- Hornblower -- any of the various media, from novels to movies to radio
- Vorkosigan Saga
Sanguinity's auction listing
$15 minimum bid for 2K words
$50 minimum bid for 7K words
Bidding opens Tuesday March 3rd, and closes Saturday March 7th. (I'll post again when bidding opens.)
And of course I'm not the only one auctioning fanworks! If you feel moved, please do have a browse of
I'm back after disappearing for a gazillion years again
Feb. 28th, 2026 02:46 pmAge: 36, nearly 37, growing old mandatory, growing up optional
I mostly post about: Culture Club/Boy George & Jon Moss (my hyperfixation of 22 years and counting), Linkin Park, wrestling (classic SMW/WWF, Jim Cornette, and my deeply cursed WWE 2K25 Universe), my OCs who are realer to me than most people, witchcraft/spirit work/folk healing/moon rituals/grief magic, retro gaming, emotional overshares that read like journal entries from a possessed poet, fanfiction that makes people unwell at 2am, chaos, and the occasional Reddit food rabbit hole
My hobbies are: Writing fic that's 70% emotional breakdown, 20% worldbuilding, and 10% people getting railed in a meaningful way, hexing cults with sigils and sass, collecting music like a religion, drawing OCs, being a haunted glitter goblin with eyeliner and vengeance, building 48-year fanfiction universes with fully documented timelines and named children, going to work like a normal person and coming home a completely different entity
My fandoms are: Culture Club (I'm writing a massive AU called Colour By Numbers spanning 1978-2026, and a supernatural [not the show] fic called The Rhythm of the Hollow), Linkin Park (Bennoda forever), wrestling (SMW/WWF/WCW but mainly the universes in my head)
I'm looking for people who: are too weird for Reddit, too raw for Instagram, too smart for Twitter/X, overshare about their OCs like a religion, cry over character development, understand that Jon Moss deserved better, write long posts, and don't find it weird that I've named all the children in my fictional universe including the surprise baby
My posting schedule: Erratic. Sometimes a lot. Sometimes I vanish for three weeks and return with an entire AU timeline and a new OC
Dealbreakers: Racism, ableism, transphobia, homophobia, antisemitism, being a dick, Scientology apologists, anyone who thinks Mike Shinoda is evil because of an Instagram reel, "isn't wrestling fake?", "you still like Linkin Park?"
Before adding me: I'm a trans man (he/him, they/them). Autistic and ADHD. I write mpreg unapologetically. I am a Zionist and tired of explaining what that actually means. Pro-AI. I smoke weed. I am extremely defensive of Jon Moss and will write essays about it. My AO3 is CampCornette69 and yes that's a wrestling reference
Chilling Effect by Valerie Valdes
Feb. 28th, 2026 02:46 pm3/5. Adventure scifi featuring a Latina space captain trying to go straight with her ragtag crew, until the space mob kidnaps her sister.
I enjoyed the first half of this – repetitive but in a rompy way, messy family dynamics, great crew of women and aliens, unapologetic about the Spanish sprinkled in and not spoon-feeding translations of everything, did I mention Latina space captain. But it overstayed its welcome by a good 40,000 words and the last third is a hot mess. For real, if you find yourself as an author doing a “character is secretly a [redacted!]” okay, fine, but then if you do the exact same plot twist with literally the exact same redacted on a different character 30 pages later, you’ve just got to stop yourself and cool it, you know?
Points for cute interspecies romance (though I’m me, so I have questions about how the fade-to-black sex worked, exactly).
Content notes: Violence.
How about I create a mess and then solve the mess and then I'll be a hero
Feb. 28th, 2026 01:27 pmTime Is A Flat Circle.
Feb. 28th, 2026 03:33 pm
[A meme with Doctor Manhattan from the comic book Watchmen by Alan Moore and Dave Gibbons. Doctor Manhattan is on Mars, with the text captions "I am 11 years old. A Republican president is waging war in the Middle East. I am 23 years old. A Republican president is waging war in the Middle East. I am 46 years old. A Republican president is waging war in the Middle East."]
I don't want to be in a state of "I hope all of the stupid jerks who voted for Trump because they believed Kamala Harris was the one who would start another stupid, pointless war are having the day they voted for." Because, as per usual, it's the innocent victims who did absolutely nothing to deserve this who will suffer the most. But that is where I am right now, regardless.
Back in 1999, Neal Stephenson wrote in In The Beginning Was The Command Line that, as of that moment, we as a species were trying to evolve into a global society that agreed not to nuke itself. 27 years later, it very much feels like we have regressed back into a society that is actively trying to nuke itself.
Whatever. I voted for the Prosecutor Lady, because I knew she would *not* do any of the crap that Cheeto Shitler is doing right now. Nine years ago, I voted for the Email Lady for the same reason. Five years ago, I voted for Dark Brandon. 26 years ago, I voted for The Guy Who Supposedly Invented The Internet. And I voted twice for Obama. And so it goes.
Talking Meme Month - 27 and 28!
Feb. 28th, 2026 09:56 am27: If I had unlimited resources (including time), what hobby would I pursue?
There are two!
1). I learned how to oil paint when I was a teenager, I loved it (I was not very good at it, but that's fine), and I miss it. Would love to do it again at some point!
2). Stained glass.
Both are specifically, "money/having a space to do it in"; would also love to learn to blow glass someday (there's a bunch of workshops for it out here, oddly enough), but that's something where it's like, "I fully expect that I will try doing this and go, 'hmm, cool, not for me!'", whereas the other two are things I know I like. :D
28: Best moment of the last month?
Oh, seeing that my fucking sourdough worked and being able to make myself a sandwich with it (which was very good), almost definitely! :D
Day 1866: “A noble mission.”
Feb. 28th, 2026 09:02 am
Today in one sentence: The U.S. and Israel launched “massive and ongoing” “major combat operations” in Iran; and Democrats said they’ll try to force votes on War Powers resolutions to limit Trump’s authority to continue U.S. military action against Iran.
1/ The U.S. and Israel launched “massive and ongoing” “major combat operations” in Iran. Trump and Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu said the operation was necessary to end an “existential threat” and to prevent an Iranian nuclear weapon. Trump said the U.S. would “destroy their missiles,” “raze their missile industry,” and “annihilate their navy,” and officials said the campaign could last several days. Trump added: “Our objective is to defend the American people by eliminating imminent threats from the Iranian regime,” saying Iran had “attempted to rebuild” its nuclear program despite last June’s “Operation Midnight Hammer,” which he claimed had “obliterated the regime’s nuclear program.” Nevertheless, Trump said Iran was developing “long range missiles” that could threaten U.S. allies in Europe and “could soon reach the American homeland.” Trump warned that “the lives of courageous American heroes may be lost and we may have casualties,” adding “That often happens in war,” but “we’re doing this not for now […] for the future.” He called it “a noble mission.” Trump, who has claimed to have ended eight wars, said “No president was willing to do what I am willing to do tonight,” urging Iranians to “take over your government” because “America is backing you with overwhelming strength and devastating force.” Iran, saying it would respond “by all means necessary,” retaliated with missile and drone attacks at Israel and at U.S. bases and allies across the Gulf, prompting shelter-in-place alerts at U.S. embassies and air defense interceptions in multiple countries. (New York Times / Washington Post / Politico / Bloomberg / ABC News / Associated Press / Wall Street Journal / Axios / CNBC)
- 💻 Live blogs: NBC News / New York Times / Washington Post / Bloomberg / ABC News / Wall Street Journal / Associated Press / CNBC / CNN
2/ Democrats said they’ll try to force votes on War Powers resolutions to limit Trump’s authority to continue U.S. military action against Iran. Rep. Thomas Massie and Sen. Rand Paul, called the strikes “acts of war unauthorized by Congress.” Passage, however, looks uncertain in the Republican-controlled House and Senate. Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer and Sen. Tim Kaine said the administration hadn’t provided Congress or the public “critical details” on the scope or immediacy of any threat, and they demanded an all-member classified briefing and public testimony, arguing Trump struck without authorization. Republican leaders, including Senate Majority Leader John Thune and Speaker Mike Johnson, defended the operation as justified and that lawmakers would be briefed. (ABC News / Bloomberg / Politico)
- Two years ago today: Day 1135: "Bait."
- Four years ago today: Day 405: "Not satisfactory."
- Six years ago today: Day 1135: "Deeply troubling."
- Seven years ago today: Day 770: Options.
- Eight years ago today: Day 405: White lies.
- 9 years ago today: Day 40:
Split.Choice.
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Murder Challenge: Taggart: fic: There’s been a...
Feb. 28th, 2026 05:48 pmFandom: Taggart
Rating: G
Length: 100 words
Content notes: References to a canon typical myth. Set during series 27.
Author notes: I ended up watching the various behind the scenes clips from show recently for a refresh and I kinda had to do it.
Summary: “Yeah, that phrase is bit of an urban legend.”
( There’s been a... )
FAKE Double Drabble: Instant Karma
Feb. 28th, 2026 05:47 pmTitle: Instant Karma
Fandom: FAKE
Author:
Characters: Dee, Ryo.
Rating: PG
Written For: Challenge 490: Amnesty 49 at
Setting: After the manga.
Summary: Dee is feeling a bit smug about being an ex-smoker.
Disclaimer: I don’t own FAKE, or the characters. They belong to the wonderful Sanami Matoh.
A/N: Double drabble.




